Once upon a time, a man who has just got a new job as a driver is driving his car to accompany his Boss (who is a foreigner) to go to the office. All of a sudden, the car is hit by another car from their back. The boss is surprised and then asks:
"What happen?" He said.
Without any complain, the driver then answers with his English-Indonesia version language:
"Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I Check, the wheel no flower again"
(Ind: maaf pak saya rem-rem nggak makan, setelah saya cek rodanya nggak ada kembangannya lagi)
The boss is being confused and tries to know what happen by opening his door car. But the driver stops him and asks:
"Don't follow mix Sir! The bring that car if not wrong is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let know taste"
(nggak usah ikut campur pak, yang bawa mobil itu kalo nggak salah anak buah dari manajer keuangan, dia memang goblok bukan main, biar tahu rasa)
"Hahh..???!!!" The Boss is being confused.
Not until then, the driver who hit their car, closes to the car and say his regret.
"I am sorry sir." He said.
"I am sorry too." The boss.
The driver thinks that he also needs to show his regret.
"I am sorry three, sir!" He asks.
"What are you sorry for?" The boss asks him while smiling.
"I am sorry five, sir." The Indonesian driver asks (he thinks that it is a count of sorry).
"Are you sick?" then the boss asks (a little bit angry).
"Yes boss, I am sorry seven, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind"
(ya bos, maaf tujuh, badan saya tidak enak, badan saya rasanya seperti masuk angin)
"Oh my God, what is your point. Just drive the car!!" The boss replied.
"yes how yes?.... I am alone migraine Sir will how the speak , but yes already, how many-how many, driver-driver can speak England..."
(ya .. gimana ya?... saya sendiri puyeng Pak mau bagaimana ngomongnya, tapi yo uwis lah.. piro-piro supir iso ngomong Inggris..)
"#@$%! &^??^%?? Tired deh!" The boss whispers.
"What happen?" He said.
Without any complain, the driver then answers with his English-Indonesia version language:
"Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I Check, the wheel no flower again"
(Ind: maaf pak saya rem-rem nggak makan, setelah saya cek rodanya nggak ada kembangannya lagi)
The boss is being confused and tries to know what happen by opening his door car. But the driver stops him and asks:
"Don't follow mix Sir! The bring that car if not wrong is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let know taste"
(nggak usah ikut campur pak, yang bawa mobil itu kalo nggak salah anak buah dari manajer keuangan, dia memang goblok bukan main, biar tahu rasa)
"Hahh..???!!!" The Boss is being confused.
Not until then, the driver who hit their car, closes to the car and say his regret.
"I am sorry sir." He said.
"I am sorry too." The boss.
The driver thinks that he also needs to show his regret.
"I am sorry three, sir!" He asks.
"What are you sorry for?" The boss asks him while smiling.
"I am sorry five, sir." The Indonesian driver asks (he thinks that it is a count of sorry).
"Are you sick?" then the boss asks (a little bit angry).
"Yes boss, I am sorry seven, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind"
(ya bos, maaf tujuh, badan saya tidak enak, badan saya rasanya seperti masuk angin)
"Oh my God, what is your point. Just drive the car!!" The boss replied.
"yes how yes?.... I am alone migraine Sir will how the speak , but yes already, how many-how many, driver-driver can speak England..."
(ya .. gimana ya?... saya sendiri puyeng Pak mau bagaimana ngomongnya, tapi yo uwis lah.. piro-piro supir iso ngomong Inggris..)
"#@$%! &^??^%?? Tired deh!" The boss whispers.
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